Saturday, December 15, 2007

By the Numbers

I know. I need to update.

Here's what's happening since Disneyland:

Number of photo shoots I have had: 7
Number of Christmas cards I have ordered for clients: 725
Number of photos I have taken since buying my camera in May: 22,644
Number of dogs I own: 2
Number of dogs I hate: 1
Number of legs on one of my Christmas village sheep after a 3 year old got a hold of it: 3
Number of legs it should have: 4
Number of times my children have played the Wii since we got it: 36,287,211
Number of Christmas gifts I have bought for friends & family: 30
Number of people I still need to buy for: 12
Number of days I have stayed up past midnight editing photos: 14
Number of hours I got to spend with Jin & Val while they were in town visiting: 72
Number of stamps I have bought this week: 80
Number of empty boxes in my office: 17
Number of lights that are lit on my Christmas tree right now: 0
Number of lights that should be on my tree right now: 1000
Number of dogs that are responsible for chewing THROUGH the plug while the Christmas lights were lit: 1
Number of dogs that died while chewing through the tree plug: 0
Number of rear-view mirrors that I broke off the side of my car while backing out (again): 1
Number of curse words I said after breaking my rear view mirrior (again): 347
Number of miles I had to drive to Violet's drill team performance last night: 38
Number of minutes Violet performed: 6
Number of inches I cut off my hair: 5
Number of colors in my hair: 4
Number of compliments I have received since getting my haircut: 28
Number of boxes that were stolen from my front porch when we got back from Disneyland: 3
Number of client orders that were in those boxes: 8
Number of times I panicked in the 24 hours it took to re-order everything: 397
Number of days till Christmas: 10
Number of movies Rick and I are going to go see tonight, sans children: 2

Enough counting. I need to go check movie listings!

6 comments:

Tisra said...

Well done, Jess. :-) You have confirmed for me why we are completely unready for a dog!

mimba said...

dude, do you live in the hood??? what is up with all your stuff getting stolen?? :(
i'm liking the list.... too bad titus is such a freak! :)
love you!

Unknown said...

That is one mind boggling list girlfriend!
Love your Dis pics too!
B-

melaroo said...

this is my favorite blog of yours thus far. oh, and did i mention that i LOVE your hair? hee hee---now you have to change that number.

shontell said...

dude..don't those UPS men know you live in Las Vegas!! The whole place is the hood! Why are they leaving packages? Ghetto

Anonymous said...

LOL. Quite the list!