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I think the only thing that could possibly be better than Melissa is Melissa if she worked at Starbucks. OH WAIT!! SHE DOES!!! How cute is she?? :)
This is the Starbucks where she works as a barista. It makes me very happy. So does she. What also makes me happy is seeing red Starbucks cups. Cause that means it's Christmas. And that makes me very very very happy.

What doesn't make me happy is when I ask Rick to take a picture of my friend Melissa and I and he decides to take one from BELOW. HONESTLY DOES HE NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR CHINS WHEN WE ARE PHOTOGRAPHED FROM BELOW??

Ah. That is better. I love Melissa. We are like peas and carrots. Or chocolate and peanut butter. Or Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney. Or toast and jam. Or stars and stripes. Or Simon and Garfunkel. Or berries and cream. Mmm. Berries and Cream.

We are also very very dangerous. Look at how scary we can be! Are you afraid?

You should be.
Oh yes.
You should be.