Riley: Why did Jesus make bad people?
(insert momentary slight panic as mom tries to come up with a good answer that is age appropriate for a 5 year old)
Violet: Well, Riley, Jesus actually made everybody. Just some people choose to be bad.
(wow - good answer indeed! insert audible sigh and lump in mom's throat here)
Riley: Okay. So - do aliens really eat people's brains?
(HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA)
3 comments:
AHAHAHAAAA Your kids are hilarious.
hahahahahahahaha
i just snarfed coffee reading that!!!
i love those kids!
:)
Tell Riley that aliens don't just eat your brains, they eat ALL of you. They are clean-platers.
That's what I tell MY kids.
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